This just in: the ancient Egyptians who sailed to the planet Mercury on Papyrus ships have endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.
“We like her because she’s like us,” says Pharoah Ab Dab Du, current ruler of Mercury. “Her Health care system reminds me of the one that I use to treat my 100,000 slaves. Whenever they claim to be sick I decide what illness they have, and whether or not I want to treat it. If they’re someone I don’t like I mis-diagnose it on purpose so that they die.”
For those who are not aware, the ancient Egyptians sailed to Mercury thousands of years ago when their Earthly empire began to die out. They have to migrate daily away from the hot sunlight in order to survive.
“This too, gives me reason to support Hillary,” says Ab Dab Du, referring to his daily migration cycle. “I can appreciate someone who changes positions a lot.”
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This doesn’t surprise me at all. She’s had super-delegate Du in her pocket since the campaign started.
So she says !